Alexandra describes it thus: "Okay, so, for the past NUMEROUS moons now I have been working on an enormous Pepe-Sylvia-style hook-up chart of Almost All Famous Historical and Literary figures! I shall inflict the resulting Enormous PowerPoint of Centuries-Old Scurrilous Gossip (connecting Dorothy Parker to Ernest Hemingway to F. Scott Fitzgerald to Lord Byron to Socrates...) on the Sea Monkeys! Gather with me—drinks encouraged, and likely helpful—to listen to a somewhat unhinged but historically substantiated rant connecting Somerset Maugham to Percy Shelley to JFK..."